RECENT RANTS🤬
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The Amateur Hits Hulu: Can This Spy Thriller Save the Streamer?
The Amateur, a new spy thriller starring Rami Malek, hits Hulu July 17th. Can this high-stakes film save Hulu’s struggling…
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AMC’s 50% Off: A Desperate Plea After the Adpocalypse?
AMC offers 50% off tickets after its 30-min ad warning. Is this a real deal or a desperate attempt to…
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AMC Theaters: Your Movie Starts… Eventually.
30 minutes of previews is a cash-grab, not a courtesy. Prepare for endless ads and bladder-testing waits before your movie…
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Xbox Hardware Is Dead: Microsoft’s Console Casket? 💀💸
An original Xbox founder says “Xbox hardware is dead.” Is Microsoft abandoning consoles for Game Pass? We dissect the brutal…
LATEST NEWS📰
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MobLand Season 2 Announced! Finally, Paramount+ Gets a Clue.
MobLand Season 2 is officially happening on Paramount+! After 26 million viewers, it was a no-brainer. We rant about the…
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Microsoft’s AI Mandate: Skynet in a Cubicle, Courtesy of Micro…Sucks?
Microsoft is allegedly forcing employees to use AI tools, scoring them on usage. We rant about the corporate over-reach, robotic…
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Xbox Game Pass: July 2025 Games! 🎮 Play or Pay?
Xbox Game Pass is loading up for July 2025! We’ve got the full list of new games. Will your subscription…
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NCIS: Tony & Ziva – The Return! Is Paramount+ Saving the Streaming Wars or Just Adding More Chaos? 🚢💥
Ziva’s back. Tony’s smirking. CBS is printing checks.
The Entertainment Scoreboard with all the Snark & Judgement
“Hollywood, DeClassified!”
The Cinescore DNA
- We watch the Movie or TV Show so you don’t have to.
- We score based on Cinescore Criteria to get overall score.
- This score is displayed, and we answer Should You Watch It?
LATEST REVIEWS🌟
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Heads of State Review – Diplomatic Chaos & Unhinged Action
‘Heads of State’ throws John Cena & Idris Elba into diplomatic chaos. Expect high-octane action, hilarious banter, and enough explosions…
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A Minecraft Movie Review: Blocky Bliss, Plot Abyss 💩🎮
It’s like watching Legos run around and ask big questions. But in A Minecraft Movie… PLOT? What’s that?
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The Accountant 2 Review: Action, Absurdity, & Explosions!
Affleck and Bernthal return for an action-packed sequel that’s worth the wait! The Accountant 2 embraces its “booms over brains”…
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Now You See Me 2: The Magic Was In Making Us Believe It Made Sense (It Didn’t)🎩🪄
The Four Horsemen return in Now You See Me 2, but the real magic is how they made us believe…
