Gaming Rants


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Outer Worlds 2: $80? Tell Microsoft, Not Us, Says Dev! 💸🤯

CinesistJun 13, 20254 min read

The Outer Worlds 2 is $80! Devs blame Microsoft, Xbox blames business. Our unfiltered rant on the gaming industry’s latest pricing ‘strategy.’ 🎮💰

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Xbox Showcase: 25 Years, Zero New Ideas? 💀

CinesistJun 8, 20253 min read

Xbox Games Showcase: More a corporate obligation than a celebration. Expectations dropped harder than a bad plot twist. Get ready for our unfiltered rant! 🎮💥

A circular, shattered Resident Evil 9 logo, with glowing cracks and molten core, surrounded by embers and fire on a dark, desolate ground, symbolizing the series being broken and in turmoil.

Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦‍♀️🎮

CinesistJun 7, 20255 min read

Resident Evil 9 looms, but our hopes are dwindling. Capcom’s still first-person, forgetting the RE we loved. A requiem for the classics? 🔪😩

Frustrated hand near a Nintendo Switch 2 mock-up with gold coins and stacks of money, emphasizing a high price

Nintendo Whines About “High Price” Killing Switch 2 Hype (Yeah, No Duh)

CinesistMay 15, 20253 min read

Nintendo’s scratching their heads over lower Switch 2 sales projections and blaming the “high price.” You don’t say? We dissect their obliviousness and why gamers might not be rushing to…

Cartoonish depiction of a ninja tripping and falling awkwardly onto a broken katana, with distorted video game screens and the Assassin's Creed Shadows logo in the background, symbolizing a failed game launch.

Assassin’s Creed Shadows: Already a Flop? You Didn’t SEE That Coming, Did You?!

CinesistMay 13, 20253 min read

Did Assassin’s Creed Shadows already flop? You bet your katana it did! Read our aggressively honest (and hilarious) takedown of Ubisoft’s latest letdown. Don’t waste your money until you read…

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Xbox Price Hike: Microsoft’s Haymaker to Your Wallet! 💰🥊

CinesistMay 12, 20253 min read

Microsoft just hit your Xbox budget with a haymaker! Our unfiltered rant on their shocking price increases for consoles, hardware, and games. Time to clutch your wallet. 💸

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