Release Date: March 31, 2025
Runtime: 101 minutes
Genre:
Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Rating: PG
Director(s):
Jared Hess
Cast:
Jason Momoa, Jack Black, Sebastian Eugene Hansen, Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks, Jennifer Coolidge, Rachel House, Allan Henry, Bram Scott-Breheny, Moana Williams
Studio:
AMC, Legendary Pictures, Mojang Studios, Vertigo Entertainment, On the Roam, Domain Entertainment
Synopsis
Four misfits find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they’ll have to master this world while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve.
Cinesist Verdict: Is It Worth Your Time?
NO! Flat No!! Runn!! Minecraft Movie is a vibrant, chaotic, and ultimately flimsy cinematic experience. While it delivers on nostalgia and features some genuinely funny moments from its star-studded cast, its narrative is a disjointed mess!
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