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James Gunn’s Sharp Take: Is Hollywood’s Script Chaos Killing Movies?! 📝💥

October 24, 2025

Elio, a young boy, sits on a rooftop at night surrounded by glowing green lights, looking up at the sky with a makeshift helmet, yearning for alien contact.

Elio: Disney’s Latest Flop & The Rotten Truth About Pixar’s Identity Crisis 💸😩

Ben Affleck's Batman in a dark, gritty scene with fire and destruction, embodying action and drama, not horror.

James Gunn, Clayface, and the R-Rated Batman Horror Flop?! 🦇😱

A man in a black superhero mask with a tired expression, against a cosmic, chaotic background.

James Gunn’s Sharp Take: Is Hollywood’s Script Chaos Killing Movies?! 📝💥

The iconic Hollywood sign on a hill, with the word "SUCKER" spray-painted in bold, graffiti-style letters across its face, while dollar bills rain down from a dramatic sky.

Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

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A man in a black superhero mask with a tired expression, against a cosmic, chaotic background.

James Gunn’s Sharp Take: Is Hollywood’s Script Chaos Killing Movies?! 📝💥

5 Min Read

Official movie poster for Madame Web featuring Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb and three younger Spider-Women, with the tagline 'Her vision is only the beginning.'

Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅

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Elio, a young boy, sits on a rooftop at night surrounded by glowing green lights, looking up at the sky with a makeshift helmet, yearning for alien contact.

Elio: Disney’s Latest Flop & The Rotten Truth About Pixar’s Identity Crisis 💸😩

Ben Affleck's Batman in a dark, gritty scene with fire and destruction, embodying action and drama, not horror.

James Gunn, Clayface, and the R-Rated Batman Horror Flop?! 🦇😱

The iconic Hollywood sign on a hill, with the word "SUCKER" spray-painted in bold, graffiti-style letters across its face, while dollar bills rain down from a dramatic sky.

Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

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Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in his Boston Bruins hockey jersey, holding a golf club, standing next to his caddy on a golf course with spectators in the background.

Happy Gilmore 2: Happy’s Back! Or Is He Here to Ruin Our Nostalgia? ⛳️👴

The sequel you didn’t ask for, but can’t look away from.

August 17, 2025

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Liam Neeson with a serious expression, holding a handgun, while a woman with red nail polish (Pamela Anderson) embraces him from behind, set against a blue sky with palm trees.

The Naked Gun (2025): Trailer Breakdown – Can Neeson Nail the Nuttery?! 🤣🔫

August 17, 2025

The cast of Fantastic Four: First Steps (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing) sits on a yellow couch in blue and white suits, with a retro robot. They are in a modern building overlooking a cityscape, with the text 'WELCOME TO THE FAMILY'.

Fantastic Four: New Trailer! Will MCU Finally Break the FF Curse?! ⏳🔥

August 17, 2025

Superman, in his iconic blue and red suit with the S-shield, looks up intensely against a backdrop of glowing red, orange, and blue light streaks, conveying motion and power.

Superman Trailer: Gunn’s Vision — Heroic Redemption or Kryptonite Chaos?! 🦸‍♂️💥

August 17, 2025

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Heads of State Review – Diplomatic Chaos & Unhinged Action

'Heads of State' throws John Cena & Idris Elba into diplomatic chaos.…

July 8, 2025

A Minecraft Movie Review: Blocky Bliss, Plot Abyss 💩🎮

2.8 out of 10Compromised⚠️

It’s like watching Legos run around and ask big questions. But in…

July 4, 2025

The Accountant 2 Review: Action, Absurdity, & Explosions!

Affleck & Bernthal return! More booms than brains. Our unfiltered take on…

June 8, 2025