Peacemaker Season 2 Sizzle Trailer: Is James Gunn Still Our Best Friend, or Just Messing With Us?
Bald eagle. Bald jokes. Bald-faced absurdity. Welcome back, Peacemaker.
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Cancelled! The Bondsman Gets Evicted From Prime Video (And No One’s Collecting its Bail)🗑️🙄
It wasn’t spooky. It wasn’t fun. It was just… Bacon gone bad.
What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)
New month, new movies, same regret. We break down June’s chaos.
Is Prime Video Sacrificing the ‘Prime’ Experience for Profit? A Cinesist Lament.
Remember when Prime Video just worked? Yeah, us neither. Welcome to the adpocalypse.
Bryan Cranston Eyed as MCU’s Professor X: Because Apparently One Iconic Xavier Wasn’t Enough 🤔🤯
Say his name, Cerebro.
The Witcher 3’s Console Mods – Because Apparently Our Backlogs Weren’t Scary Enough 🎮🤯
Console players, your modding day has come. Geralt approves. Probably.
The Golden Age of Streaming is Dead: Your Bill is the New Cable Bill (and We Can’t Even Read the News Anymore)
Congrats. You cut the cord… and tied yourself to seven subscriptions.
The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming 💥📺
Some shows die. Some shows deserve it. These did both.
The Acolyte: A Post-Mortem – Why Disney’s ‘New’ Star Wars Fizzled Out (A Cinesist Autopsy) 💀
It died as it lived—confused, expensive, and divisive.
Harry Potter Remake: Did Anyone Order More Child Actors? 🙄
Avada Kedavra to originality.
