Cinesist 🎭🍿 Breaksdown Ballerina – A John Wick Spin-Off That’s Gonna Kick Ass!
Graceful, gritty, and one bullet away from Swan Lake.
Jurassic World Rebirth: Dinos Back. Our Patience, Gone. Seriously?! 🦖🌋
They still run. They still roar. We still sigh.
Grand Theft Auto 6: Trailer 2 Breakdown- My Brain Short-Circuited (In a Good Way, Mostly!) 🤯
Vice City returns. Grand Theft Logic still intact.
The Pickup: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and a Whole Lotta What The F—?! 🚛💰
It’s Fast & Furious meets... something slightly dumber.
Nobody 2: Hutch’s Vacation Plans Are Officially RUINED 💥🚐
Some dads play golf. This one body-slams goons in cargo shorts.
“THE ACCOUNTANT 2” is Counting Down to Prime Video – And So Are We! 💰
Balance sheets. Body counts. All accounted for.
The Amateur Hits Hulu: Can This Spy Thriller Save the Streamer?
The Amateur, a new spy thriller starring Rami Malek, hits Hulu July 17th. Can this high-stakes film save Hulu's struggling content cycle and bring subscribers back from the brink of…
MobLand Season 2 Announced! Finally, Paramount+ Gets a Clue.
MobLand Season 2 is officially happening on Paramount+! After 26 million viewers, it was a no-brainer. We rant about the delay and demand answers for Harry, Kevin, and Kat. 😤💰
Microsoft’s AI Mandate: Skynet in a Cubicle, Courtesy of Micro…Sucks?
Microsoft is allegedly forcing employees to use AI tools, scoring them on usage. We rant about the corporate over-reach, robotic creativity, and potential downfall of this tech giant. 🤬🤖
AMC’s 50% Off: A Desperate Plea After the Adpocalypse?
AMC offers 50% off tickets after its 30-min ad warning. Is this a real deal or a desperate attempt to fill seats after insulting moviegoers with endless pre-show ads?
