Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿
Fantastic? Nah. More like Déjà Flop.
Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅
Madame Web couldn’t see the disaster coming—and neither did we.
June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩
June 2025: Hollywood's serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩
Max to HBO Max: WBD’s Latest Identity Crisis (Again!) 🤦♀️🤷♀️
MAX: now with less prestige and more question marks. Rebranding done dirty.
Peacemaker Season 2 Sizzle Trailer: Is James Gunn Still Our Best Friend, or Just Messing With Us?
Bald eagle. Bald jokes. Bald-faced absurdity. Welcome back, Peacemaker.
Cancelled! The Bondsman Gets Evicted From Prime Video (And No One’s Collecting its Bail)🗑️🙄
It wasn’t spooky. It wasn’t fun. It was just… Bacon gone bad.
What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)
New month, new movies, same regret. We break down June’s chaos.
Is Prime Video Sacrificing the ‘Prime’ Experience for Profit? A Cinesist Lament.
Remember when Prime Video just worked? Yeah, us neither. Welcome to the adpocalypse.
Bryan Cranston Eyed as MCU’s Professor X: Because Apparently One Iconic Xavier Wasn’t Enough 🤔🤯
Say his name, Cerebro.
The Witcher 3’s Console Mods – Because Apparently Our Backlogs Weren’t Scary Enough 🎮🤯
Console players, your modding day has come. Geralt approves. Probably.
