The Cancelled List

You didn’t cancel it. We didn’t cancel it. So who did? 🤔 Welcome to The Cancelled List: our unhinged investigation into Hollywood’s baffling ‘delete’ button. Prepare for explosions of truth and a few choice words about their decisions. This timeline needs fixing. 💣🤯

Cancelled! The Bondsman Gets Evicted From Prime Video (And No One’s Collecting its Bail)🗑️🙄

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Kevin Bacon, as The Bondsman, holds a large chainsaw over his shoulder with a determined expression, looking directly at the viewer. The title "The Bondsman" and tagline "HE'S GONNA CATCH HELL" are visible on the movie poster.

The Bondsman starring Kevin Bacon got cancelled after just one season on Prime Video, and while some critics kinda liked it, we’re here to tell you why its supernatural antics weren’t enough to keep it from thechopping block. Get ready for some sharp truths. 💥

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The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming 💥📺

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The TV cancellation axe has fallen, and Cinesist 🎭🍿 is here to deliver the unfiltered truth! We’re dissecting 14 shows from the 2024-2025 season that got the boot – and why we absolutely saw it coming. From reboots on life support to concepts that never landed, get ready for some brutal honesty (and maybe a few “told ya so” moments).

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The Acolyte: A Post-Mortem – Why Disney’s ‘New’ Star Wars Fizzled Out (A Cinesist Autopsy) 💀

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The official poster for the now-cancelled Star Wars series The Acolyte, showing a cloaked figure standing on a cliff overlooking a body of water at sunset, with the "STAR WARS THE ACOLYTE" logo and "June 4 Disney+" release details.

It came, it aired 7 episodes, it went over budget… and then it was Force-ghosted. Cinesist 🎭🍿 dissects why ‘The Acolyte’ fizzled out, from its baffling premise to its ultimate cancellation. Read our brutal autopsy!

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