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Movie Rants: When Hollywood Gets It Horribly Wrong

Did that Movie just offend our cinematic sensibilities? You bet it did. This is where we unleash our most savage critiques on terrible remakes, unnecessary sequels, and anything else that makes us question the sanity of Tinseltown.

Elio, a young boy, sits on a rooftop at night surrounded by glowing green lights, looking up at the sky with a makeshift helmet, yearning for alien contact.

Elio: Disney’s Latest Flop & The Rotten Truth About Pixar’s Identity Crisis 💸😩

Disney's Elio bombed, yet critics loved it?! Our rant exposes the shocking truth behind Pixar's latest flop, Disney's lazy marketing,…

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James Gunn rumored for an R-rated horror Clayface film involving Batman. We…

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Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

Fantastic? Nah. More like Déjà Flop.

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