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Movie Trailer Breakdowns – Dissecting the Chaos!

Trailers drop, and we pounce! This is where Cinesist dissects every frame, every questionable decision, and every potential disaster from the latest movie trailers and teasers before you waste your precious time.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in his Boston Bruins hockey jersey, holding a golf club, standing next to his caddy on a golf course with spectators in the background.

Happy Gilmore 2: Happy’s Back! Or Is He Here to Ruin Our Nostalgia? ⛳️👴

The sequel you didn’t ask for, but can’t look away from.

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Liam Neeson with a serious expression, holding a handgun, while a woman with red nail polish (Pamela Anderson) embraces him from behind, set against a blue sky with palm trees.
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The Naked Gun (2025): Trailer Breakdown – Can Neeson Nail the Nuttery?! 🤣🔫

Naked Gun returns! And yep—it’s exactly as awkward and banana-peel-heavy as you…

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Elio movie poster featuring the main character Elio looking up at abstract alien figures with Disney Pixar logo.
Alien Invasion

Elio Trailer: Pixar’s New Space Odyssey or Just Another Elon Musk Dream? 🚀🙄

Houston, we have... a Pixar identity crisis.

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Ana de Armas as the character Rooney in Ballerina, wearing a fur-collared coat and a sequined top, with a serious expression, standing in a vibrant, neon-lit tunnel with pink and blue stripes.
Ana de Armas

Cinesist 🎭🍿 Breaksdown Ballerina – A John Wick Spin-Off That’s Gonna Kick Ass!

Graceful, gritty, and one bullet away from Swan Lake.

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Keanu Reeves, with large white wings attached to his back, looking intently at a woman with dark hair, on a rooftop or balcony overlooking a cityscape at dusk, from the movie Good Fortune.
Aziz Ansari

Good Fortune Trailer Breakdown: Keanu Reeves, Aziz Ansari, and Angels… What in Heaven is Going On? 🍀🎬

It’s fate... but make it messy.

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Superman, in his iconic blue and red suit with the S-shield, looks up intensely against a backdrop of glowing red, orange, and blue light streaks, conveying motion and power.
Action Adventure

Superman Trailer: Gunn’s Vision — Heroic Redemption or Kryptonite Chaos?! 🦸‍♂️💥

Truth. Justice. And maybe a slightly less broody Superman.

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The cast of Fantastic Four: First Steps (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing) sits on a yellow couch in blue and white suits, with a retro robot. They are in a modern building overlooking a cityscape, with the text 'WELCOME TO THE FAMILY'.
Bad Movie

Fantastic Four: New Trailer! Will MCU Finally Break the FF Curse?! ⏳🔥

Marvel tries again. We bring the fire extinguisher... just in case.

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John Cena and Idris Elba, dressed in suits, struggle to hold onto seats in a rapidly disintegrating airplane cabin filled with smoke and debris, their faces strained.
90s Charm

Heads of State Trailer: Idris, Cena & Jack Quaid Lead a Comedy of Errors?! 🤯🎬

It’s like if world peace was negotiated with grenades.

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Three individuals, two men in what appear to be work uniforms and a woman eating, seated in a diner booth with venetian blinds on the windows, from the movie The Pickup.
Action Comedy

The Pickup: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and a Whole Lotta What The F—?! 🚛💰

It’s Fast & Furious meets... something slightly dumber.

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Official movie poster for Nobody 2, featuring Bob Odenkirk as Hutch Mansell, bruised and with cuts on his face, sitting on a poolside chair in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, holding a grenade in one hand and a tropical drink in the other. The tagline reads "NOBODY RUINS HIS VACATION."
Bob Odenkirk

Nobody 2: Hutch’s Vacation Plans Are Officially RUINED 💥🚐

Some dads play golf. This one body-slams goons in cargo shorts.

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A massive T-Rex roars, jaws wide, at a person with their back to the camera, amidst lush green foliage in a scene from Jurassic World Rebirth.
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Jurassic World Rebirth: Dinos Back. Our Patience, Gone. Seriously?! 🦖🌋

They still run. They still roar. We still sigh.

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