Movie Reviews


Promotional image for The Accountant 2 on Prime Video, featuring Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal with firearms, alongside the Prime Video logo.

The Accountant 2 Review: Action, Absurdity, & Explosions!

CinesistJun 8, 20254 min read

Affleck & Bernthal return! More booms than brains. Our unfiltered take on Hollywood’s chaotic ‘bad decisions.’ Numbers crunched! 💥💰

Promotional poster for Now You See Me 2, featuring the main cast including Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Daniel Radcliffe, Lizzy Caplan, Jay Chou, Michael Caine, and Morgan Freeman, positioned within an intricate maze of oversized playing cards, conveying the film's magic and illusion theme.

Now You See Me 2 Review: Magic, Mayhem, & Plot Holes!

CinesistJun 7, 20259 min read

The Four Horsemen return in Now You See Me 2, but the real magic is how they made us believe the plot made sense. Our unfiltered review. 🤷‍♀️

The official movie poster for Novocaine, featuring Jack Quaid's face behind cracked glass, with various hands holding weapons like a hammer and brass knuckles approaching him. The film title "NOVOCAINE" is prominently displayed at the bottom.

Novocaine Review: Numbly Mediocre, But With One Clever Jab! 💉😵

CinesistJun 4, 20254 min read

Cinesist reviews Novocaine: Jack Quaid promises pain but delivers mostly mediocrity. Yet, one clever twist almost made us forget the numbness. 😵‍💫 Read our full take! 💉

Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff in The Accountant, looking intense and focused, likely mid-calculation or confrontation.

The Accountant Review: More Math Than Murder?

CinesistJun 2, 20258 min read

Ben Affleck is The Accountant, a math genius who takes down criminals. Our unfiltered review of this action-thriller with more numbers than bodies. 🤓💥

Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in a car at night, looking forward, with the Cinesist logo visible in the bottom right corner.

The Nice Guys: Drunk Detectives & Disco Chaos! 🥃💥

CinesistJun 2, 20254 min read

Investigate the hilariously debauched world of ’70s LA with The Nice Guys. This buddy-cop classic delivers laughs, mystery, and retro style. 🕺🔍

Remastered movie poster for "Now You See Me" featuring the main cast (Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Mélanie Laurent) descending on an optical illusion background, with the title "NOW YOU SEE ME".

Now You See Me Review: Did the Magic Fool You? 🎩✨

CinesistMay 31, 20257 min read

Four illusionists pull off impossible heists, baffling the FBI! Dive into our unfiltered review of the original ‘Now You See Me.’ 🕵️‍♀️🤯

Bob Odenkirk as Hutch Mansell holding a small handgun on a public bus, confronting a group of assailants in a pivotal fight scene from the movie Nobody.

Nobody: Bob Odenkirk’s Rage Against the Mundane! 💥👔

CinesistMay 28, 20256 min read

A suburban dad’s hidden past explodes in ‘Nobody,’ a brutal, hilarious, and utterly cathartic action-thriller. Don’t underestimate him! 🏠🔪

Furiosa: Good, But Not Fury Road-Level Chaos. 🤷‍♀️💥

Furiosa: Good, But Not Fury Road-Level Chaos. 🤷‍♀️💥

CinesistMay 15, 20254 min read

Does Furiosa live up to the Mad Max legacy? Our unfiltered review drives deep into the wasteland for an honest take on this prequel. 🏜️🔥

Sofia Carson as the protagonist of 'The Life List' sitting at a large table in front of a window overlooking a city skyline, looking thoughtful.

The Life List:Review – I Tried to Hate It, I Really Did. 😭

CinesistMay 13, 20254 min read

Are you absolutely kidding me with ‘The Life List’?! I walked into this Netflix movie fully prepared to unleash a scathing, sarcastic masterpiece of a takedown, armed with enough snark…

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