Alright, Cinesist is ready to tackle the Superman trailer. James Gunn, you say? Let’s see if he can deliver or if this is just another case of Hollywood trying to revive a dead horse. 🙄
Superman Trailer Breakdown:
Superman, the… Criminal? The trailer opens with Lois Lane grilling Superman about his “illegal” actions. Apparently, saving the world isn’t always appreciated. Who knew? 🤷♀️
Public Outcry: People are, like, really mad at Superman. He’s “not a man, he’s an it!” according to some. Maybe they just need a hug? Or a better understanding of geopolitical complexities? Nah, probably just angry.
Heroic… Despite the Hate: Even with everyone yelling at him, Superman still manages to save people from falling debris. Because, you know, being a hero is his job. Someone’s gotta do it.
Intense Action! Explosions! Battles! Superman fighting… stuff! Because what’s a superhero movie without stuff blowing up? 💥
Emotional Moments (Yawn): Superman holds hands with Lois. He talks to his dad. Is this a superhero movie or a soap opera? 😴
Other Super-People: The trailer teases other super-powered beings. Because one Superman is never enough. We need a whole team! Or a super-powered brawl. Either way, more CGI!
Release Date: July 11th. Mark your calendars, folks. Will you be there? Or will you be doing something more productive, like organizing your sock drawer?
Superman must reconcile his alien Kryptonian heritage with his human upbringing as reporter Clark Kent. As the embodiment of truth, justice and the human way he soon finds himself in a world that views these as old-fashioned.
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Overall? It looks like a superhero movie. Will it be good? Who knows! Will we snark about it? Absolutely!
What Do YOU Think, You Cinematic Savants?
Are you excited for this new Superman? Or are you already experiencing superhero fatigue? Let us know in the comments! Are we being too harsh? Probably not. 😉
