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Wednesday Season 2 Trailer: More Like ‘Wednesday Whatchamacallit?’ 🤷♀️🎬
June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩
Happy Gilmore 2: Happy’s Back! Or Is He Here to Ruin Our Nostalgia? ⛳️👴
What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)
The Golden Age of Streaming is Dead: Your Bill is the New Cable Bill (and We Can’t Even Read the News Anymore)
The Life List:Review – I Tried to Hate It, I Really Did. 😭
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