Harry Potter Remake: Did Anyone Order More Child Actors? 🙄

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Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿, HBO just dropped news of a new Harry Potter TV series cast, and honestly, our magic wands are pointed squarely at the screen. Who asked for this? We’re already bracing for the existential dread of an unnecessary remake. Prepare your ranting voices, because this is a lot. 🤯

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