Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦♀️🎮
It’s Resident Evil… again. But this time, they brought a thesaurus and no sense.
- Capcom
- Cinesist
- Console Gaming
- Featured
- First Person Horror
- Fourth Wall Breaking
- Franchise Changes
- Grace Ashcroft
- Horror
- PC Gaming
- Raccoon City
- Resident Evil 9
- Resident Evil Requiem
- Series Direction
- Sharp Takes
- Survival Horror
- Zombies
Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅
Madame Web couldn’t see the disaster coming—and neither did we.
- Cinesist
- Controversy
- Dakota Johnson
- Madame Web
- Marvel
- Sharp Takes
- Sony Pictures
- Spider-Man
- Spider-Man Universe
June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩
June 2025: Hollywood’s serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩
- Apple TV Plus
- Ballerina
- Captain America Brave New World
- Cinesist
- F1
- HBO Max
- Horror
- How to Train Your Dragon
- Ironheart
- June 2025
- Materialists
- Murderbot
- netflix
- Novocaine
- Prime Video
- Sharp Takes
- Sinners
- Squid Game
- Stick
- Streaming
- Streaming Wars
- The Accountant 2
- The Bear
- The Gilded Age
Peacemaker Season 2 Sizzle Trailer: Is James Gunn Still Our Best Friend, or Just Messing With Us?
Bald eagle. Bald jokes. Bald-faced absurdity. Welcome back, Peacemaker.
- Action Comedy
- Amanda Waller
- Cinesist
- David Corenswet
- DC Universe
- DCU
- Eagly
- Featured
- HBO Max
- James Gunn
- John Cena
- Peacemaker
- Sharp Takes
- Sizzle Trailer
- Vigilante
What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)
New month, new movies, same regret. We break down June’s chaos.
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Is Prime Video Sacrificing the ‘Prime’ Experience for Profit? A Cinesist Lament.
Remember when Prime Video just worked? Yeah, us neither. Welcome to the adpocalypse.
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The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming 💥📺
Some shows die. Some shows deserve it. These did both.
- 2024-2025 Season
- Acapulco
- Based on a True Story
- Bookie
- Cinesist
- Clean Slate
- Comedy
- Drama
- Frasier
- Lopez vs Lopez
- Network TV
- Night Court
- Poppa's House
- Reboot
- Sci-Fi
- Spin-off
- Streaming
- Suits LA
- The Irrational
- The Sex Lives of College Girls
- The Summit
- The Wheel of Time
- TV Cancellation
The Acolyte: A Post-Mortem – Why Disney’s ‘New’ Star Wars Fizzled Out (A Cinesist Autopsy) 💀
It died as it lived—confused, expensive, and divisive.
- Budget Overrun
- Cinesist
- High Republic
- Low Viewership
- Lucasfilm
- Post-Mortem
- Star Wars
- The Acolyte
- Why It Failed
Harry Potter Remake: Did Anyone Order More Child Actors? 🙄
Avada Kedavra to originality.
- Alastair Stout
- Arabella Stanton
- Casting News
- Cinesist
- Daniel Radcliffe
- Dominic McLaughlin
- Emma Watson
- Franchise Fatigue
- Harry Potter
- Harry Potter Remake
- HBO Max
- Hogwarts
- Magic
- Rupert Grint
- Sharp Takes
- Unnecessary Remake