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The Naked Gun (2025): Trailer Breakdown – Can Neeson Nail the Nuttery?! 🤣🔫

June 18, 2025 by Cinesist

Liam Neeson with a serious expression, holding a handgun, while a woman with red nail polish (Pamela Anderson) embraces him from behind, set against a blue sky with palm trees.

We break down The Naked Gun (2025) teaser! Liam Neeson as Frank Drebin Jr.?! Is he hilarious, or is this reboot just chaos? Get our unfiltered opinion! 🤣🔫

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Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦‍♀️🎮

June 20, 2025June 7, 2025 by Cinesist

Resident Evil 9 looms, but our hopes are dwindling. Capcom’s still first-person, forgetting the RE we loved. A requiem for the classics? 🔪😩

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Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

June 17, 2025June 7, 2025 by Cinesist

The iconic Hollywood sign on a hill, with the word "SUCKER" spray-painted in bold, graffiti-style letters across its face, while dollar bills rain down from a dramatic sky.

Fantastic Four keeps rebooting, and our wallets keep hurting! We’re stuck in a cinematic Groundhog Day of studio fails & bizarre merch. Unravel the chaos! 🤯🛒

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Now You See Me 2 Review: Magic, Mayhem, & Plot Holes!

June 19, 2025June 7, 2025 by Cinesist

Promotional poster for Now You See Me 2, featuring the main cast including Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Daniel Radcliffe, Lizzy Caplan, Jay Chou, Michael Caine, and Morgan Freeman, positioned within an intricate maze of oversized playing cards, conveying the film's magic and illusion theme.

The Four Horsemen return in Now You See Me 2, but the real magic is how they made us believe the plot made sense. Our unfiltered review. 🤷‍♀️

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Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅

June 19, 2025June 6, 2025 by Cinesist

Official movie poster for Madame Web featuring Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb and three younger Spider-Women, with the tagline 'Her vision is only the beginning.'

Dakota Johnson drops truth bombs on Madame Web: ‘Just along for the ride.’ Committee chaos confirmed! We unpack her honest take on the box office disaster. 🕷️😩🎤

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June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

June 19, 2025June 4, 2025 by Cinesist

A chaotic illustration of a streaming setup with multiple screens (TV, laptop, tablet, phone) displaying buffering wheels and error messages. Popcorn is spilled, a drink is knocked over, and a clapperboard is broken, all against a distorted yellow background with film strips.

June 2025: Hollywood’s serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩

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Peacemaker Season 2 Sizzle Trailer: Is James Gunn Still Our Best Friend, or Just Messing With Us?

June 20, 2025June 4, 2025 by Cinesist

The official Peacemaker Season 2 poster featuring a close-up of Peacemaker's chrome helmeted head facing an American bald eagle (Eagly), nose-to-beak, against a blue sky. The show title 'PEACEMAKER' is prominent.

Peacemaker Season 2 trailer just dropped, promising more chaotic action, humor, and Eagly! Will James Gunn deliver another bananas season, or is it a bad decision? Our unfiltered take! 🐦💥🤪

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Heads of State Trailer Breakdown: Can John Cena & Idris Elba Save the World (or Just This Movie)?

June 17, 2025June 4, 2025 by Cinesist

John Cena and Idris Elba, dressed in suits, struggle to hold onto seats in a rapidly disintegrating airplane cabin filled with smoke and debris, their faces strained.

Amazon’s Heads of State trailer is here, uniting John Cena and Idris Elba to save the world. But with “chaos, combat, and charisma” promised, we’re wondering if this ’90s-style buddy-comedy will be a hit or just another political headache. 💥

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps – More Like First Stumbles…Into the Same Old Crap Again.

June 17, 2025June 3, 2025 by Cinesist

The cast of Fantastic Four: First Steps (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing) sits on a yellow couch in blue and white suits, with a retro robot. They are in a modern building overlooking a cityscape, with the text 'WELCOME TO THE FAMILY'.

Another Fantastic Four reboot? Seriously? After the last cinematic disasters, this “First Steps” trailer has us wondering if Hollywood has a secret “How To Ruin a Franchise” playbook. Prepare for our unfiltered, absolutely malicious take. You’ve been warned. 💥

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Superman Trailer Breakdown: Is This a Bird? Is This a Plane? Or Just Another Superhero Movie?

June 17, 2025June 3, 2025 by Cinesist

Superman, in his iconic blue and red suit with the S-shield, looks up intensely against a backdrop of glowing red, orange, and blue light streaks, conveying motion and power.

So, we just got a chance to watch the Superman trailer, and it looks… serious? Apparently, Superman’s actions are causing controversy. Get ready for our unfiltered take on whether this movie will soar or crash and burn. (Spoiler alert: we have opinions.) 💥

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