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We just got to see the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer, and guess what? Dinos are back, along with humanity’s baffling inability to learn from past mistakes. Get ready for our unfiltered take on why this franchise just won’t stay extinct. Seriously, someone call the paleontologists, because our patience is gone. 💥
June 2025 is here, and so is our brutally honest streaming guide! From Ben Affleck’s The Accountant and The Accountant 2 (both hitting Prime Video! 💰) to the glorious, bullet-riddled John Wick series on Peacock, your watchlist just got an upgrade. Plus, Sinners (Prime Video – it’s wild) and Now You See Me 2 (Netflix) will keep you glued. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! 💥
The TV cancellation axe has fallen, and Cinesist 🎭🍿 is here to deliver the unfiltered truth! We’re dissecting 14 shows from the 2024-2025 season that got the boot – and why we absolutely saw it coming. From reboots on life support to concepts that never landed, get ready for some brutal honesty (and maybe a few “told ya so” moments).
Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿, you thought Hutch Mansell had earned a quiet retirement? Think again. The ‘Nobody 2’ trailer just dropped, proving that Bob Odenkirk’s suburban dad is back to kick more butt and chew bubblegum—and he’s definitely all out of bubblegum. Get ready for glorious, unhinged mayhem. 💥🤯
Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿. Prime Video just dropped the trailer for “The Pickup,” and frankly, if you thought your day was chaotic, just wait. We’re talking Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and an armored truck full of… well, not just cash. Buckle up, buttercup. This is going to be a ride. 🤯💥
Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿, Prime Video just dropped the ‘Countdown’ trailer, and our anxiety levels are already off the charts! This new action series promises a race against time, and honestly, we’re not sure our hearts (or our snack supply) can handle it. The clock is ticking, and our obsession is inevitable. Send help! 🚨😬
