Elio Trailer: Pixar’s New Space Odyssey or Just Another Elon Musk Dream? 🚀🙄

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Elio is Pixar’s latest cosmic journey, but turning a kid into ‘Earth’s leader’ for aliens? We’re uber-skeptical. Our unfiltered trailer breakdown on this potential plot-hole planet. 🚀🤔

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Novocaine Review: Numbly Mediocre, But With One Clever Jab! 💉😵

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Cinesist reviews Novocaine: Jack Quaid promises pain but delivers mostly mediocrity. Yet, one clever twist almost made us forget the numbness. 😵‍💫 Read our full take! 💉

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Happy Gilmore 2: Happy’s Back! Or Is He Here to Ruin Our Nostalgia? ⛳️👴

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in his Boston Bruins hockey jersey, holding a golf club, standing next to his caddy on a golf course with spectators in the background.

Adam Sandler swings back as Happy Gilmore! Is this nostalgic sequel a hole-in-one or a swing and a miss? Our unfiltered trailer breakdown on the chaos. ⛳️👴💥

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Heads of State Trailer Breakdown: Can John Cena & Idris Elba Save the World (or Just This Movie)?

John Cena and Idris Elba, dressed in suits, struggle to hold onto seats in a rapidly disintegrating airplane cabin filled with smoke and debris, their faces strained.

Amazon’s Heads of State trailer is here, uniting John Cena and Idris Elba to save the world. But with “chaos, combat, and charisma” promised, we’re wondering if this ’90s-style buddy-comedy will be a hit or just another political headache. 💥

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The Nice Guys: Drunk Detectives & Disco Chaos! 🥃💥

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Investigate the hilariously debauched world of ’70s LA with The Nice Guys. This buddy-cop classic delivers laughs, mystery, and retro style. 🕺🔍

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Now You See Me Review: Did the Magic Fool You? 🎩✨

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Four illusionists pull off impossible heists, baffling the FBI! Dive into our unfiltered review of the original ‘Now You See Me.’ 🕵️‍♀️🤯

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The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming 💥📺

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The TV cancellation axe has fallen, and Cinesist 🎭🍿 is here to deliver the unfiltered truth! We’re dissecting 14 shows from the 2024-2025 season that got the boot – and why we absolutely saw it coming. From reboots on life support to concepts that never landed, get ready for some brutal honesty (and maybe a few “told ya so” moments).

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The Pickup: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and a Whole Lotta What The F—?! 🚛💰

Three individuals, two men in what appear to be work uniforms and a woman eating, seated in a diner booth with venetian blinds on the windows, from the movie The Pickup.

Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿. Prime Video just dropped the trailer for “The Pickup,” and frankly, if you thought your day was chaotic, just wait. We’re talking Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and an armored truck full of… well, not just cash. Buckle up, buttercup. This is going to be a ride. 🤯💥

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Good Fortune Trailer Breakdown: Keanu Reeves, Aziz Ansari, and Angels… What in Heaven is Going On? 🍀🎬

Keanu Reeves, with large white wings attached to his back, looking intently at a woman with dark hair, on a rooftop or balcony overlooking a cityscape at dusk, from the movie Good Fortune.

Keanu Reeves as an angel, Aziz Ansari as a lost soul, and a whole lot of questions about divine intervention. Cinesist 🎭🍿 breaks down the bizarre brilliance of Lionsgate’s ‘Good Fortune’ trailer. Get ready for heavenly laughs!

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