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Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

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Fantastic Four keeps rebooting, and our wallets keep hurting! We’re stuck in a cinematic Groundhog Day of studio fails & bizarre merch. Unravel the chaos! 🤯🛒

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