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The Pickup: Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and a Whole Lotta What The F—?! 🚛💰

June 17, 2025May 28, 2025 by Cinesist

Three individuals, two men in what appear to be work uniforms and a woman eating, seated in a diner booth with venetian blinds on the windows, from the movie The Pickup.

Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿. Prime Video just dropped the trailer for “The Pickup,” and frankly, if you thought your day was chaotic, just wait. We’re talking Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson, and an armored truck full of… well, not just cash. Buckle up, buttercup. This is going to be a ride. 🤯💥

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Countdown: Prime Video’s Latest Thrill Ride – Are We Obsessed Yet? (Spoiler: Probably) ⏰💥

June 17, 2025May 28, 2025 by Cinesist

Main poster for the Prime Video series Countdown, featuring Jensen Ackles pointing a gun, with other cast members in action poses, against a dark, dramatic background. The tagline "EVERY SECOND COUNTS" and "NEW ORIGINAL SERIES JUNE 25" are prominent.

Alright, Cinesist Crew 🎭🍿, Prime Video just dropped the ‘Countdown’ trailer, and our anxiety levels are already off the charts! This new action series promises a race against time, and honestly, we’re not sure our hearts (or our snack supply) can handle it. The clock is ticking, and our obsession is inevitable. Send help! 🚨😬

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Cage’s Spider-Noir: First Look Hits Exactly as Expected. 🕸️🥃

May 14, 2025 by Cinesist

Spider-Noir, a shadowy figure in a trench coat and fedora, stands in a rain-slicked, black and white city.

Cage fanatics, bizarre little hearts, and disillusioned cinephiles, rejoice! Nicolas Cage’s gravelly-voiced Spider-Noir is back for a first look, and it’s precisely the chaotic, noir-drenched absurdity we deserved. We’re not even mad, just… intrigued. 👀

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