The Accountant 2 Review: Action, Absurdity, & Explosions!

Promotional image for The Accountant 2 on Prime Video, featuring Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal with firearms, alongside the Prime Video logo.

Affleck & Bernthal return! More booms than brains. Our unfiltered take on Hollywood’s chaotic ‘bad decisions.’ Numbers crunched! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ

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Now You See Me, Now You Don’t: What Just Happened?! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿƒ

J. Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg) on a phone, surrounded by several other cast members, including Isla Fisher as Henley, and others, in what appears to be a large, modern, possibly event space, in Now You See Me, Now You Don't.

The trailer for ‘Now You See Me, Now You Don’t’ is bringing back a familiar face and making another disappear. We break down the shocking swap! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ‘‡

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Resident Evil 9: Requiem โ€“ Another First-Person Facepalm? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ

A circular, shattered Resident Evil 9 logo, with glowing cracks and molten core, surrounded by embers and fire on a dark, desolate ground, symbolizing the series being broken and in turmoil.

Resident Evil 9 looms, but our hopes are dwindling. Capcom’s still first-person, forgetting the RE we loved. A requiem for the classics? ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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YOU Series Review: Netflix’s Never-Ending Creepshow! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ“ฑ

The image is a promotional shot likely for the Netflix series "YOU." It features a close-up of a man with dark hair and light skin, who appears to be actor Penn Badgley. He is wearing a gray sweater and looking directly at the camera with a subtle, somewhat knowing smirk on his face. His eyes are slightly narrowed, which could suggest a sense of calculation or hidden intent. The "NETFLIX" logo is visible in red in the upper left corner, and the white text "YOU" is positioned in the upper right corner. The background is softly blurred and appears to be an indoor setting with warm, muted tones. The overall lighting is soft and slightly dramatic, focusing attention on the man's expression.

Dive into the dangerously obsessive world of Joe Goldberg! Our unfiltered review of Netflix’s ‘YOU’ (Seasons 1-4) is creepy, captivating, and a total psychological ride. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’”

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Grand Theft Auto 6: Trailer 2 Breakdown- My Brain Short-Circuited (In a Good Way, Mostly!) ๐Ÿคฏ

Stylized artwork of Lucia and Jason from Grand Theft Auto 6, standing by a dock with guns drawn, with Vice City buildings and a helicopter in the background.

Alright, you magnificently unhinged gaming gremlins! Rockstar just dropped a ‘mixed gameplay’ trailer for Grand Theft Auto Six, and our senses have been officially assaulted in the best way possible. Expect pure, unadulterated mayhem, rideable alligators, and our brain short-circuiting from the sheer, glorious chaos. You’re welcome. ๐Ÿคฏ

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The Life List:Review – I Tried to Hate It, I Really Did. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Sofia Carson as the protagonist of 'The Life List' sitting at a large table in front of a window overlooking a city skyline, looking thoughtful.

Are you absolutely kidding me with โ€˜The Life Listโ€™?! I walked into this Netflix movie fully prepared to unleash a scathing, sarcastic masterpiece of a takedown, armed with enough snark to level a small village. But nooooo. It actually turned out to beโ€ฆ excellent?! My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. Seriously, what fresh hell is this? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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