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Novocaine Review: Numbly Mediocre, But With One Clever Jab! 💉😵

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The official movie poster for Novocaine, featuring Jack Quaid's face behind cracked glass, with various hands holding weapons like a hammer and brass knuckles approaching him. The film title "NOVOCAINE" is prominently displayed at the bottom.

Cinesist reviews Novocaine: Jack Quaid promises pain but delivers mostly mediocrity. Yet, one clever twist almost made us forget the numbness. 😵‍💫 Read our full take! 💉

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