Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦‍♀️🎮

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Resident Evil 9 looms, but our hopes are dwindling. Capcom’s still first-person, forgetting the RE we loved. A requiem for the classics? 🔪😩

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June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

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June 2025: Hollywood’s serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩

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Jurassic World Rebirth Trailer: Are We Seriously Still Doing This? (A Cinesist Breakdown) 💥

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We just got to see the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer, and guess what? Dinos are back, along with humanity’s baffling inability to learn from past mistakes. Get ready for our unfiltered take on why this franchise just won’t stay extinct. Seriously, someone call the paleontologists, because our patience is gone. 💥

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Supernatural Season 1 Review: Kicking Off a Demon-Hunting Dynasty! 👻🚗

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Relive the monster-hunting adventures of Sam & Dean in our unfiltered ‘Supernatural’ Season 1 review! From pilots to shaky starts. 😈🚗

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