The Golden Age of Streaming is Dead: Your Bill is the New Cable Bill (and We Can’t Even Read the News Anymore)

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Remember “digital freedom”? Cinesist exposes how the ‘Golden Age of Streaming’ has devolved into fragmented, ad-riddled chaos, mirroring your old cable bill. Plus, why news paywalls are the ultimate insult. Get ready for a snarky breakdown of your ever-growing subscription costs.

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