Novocaine Review: Numbly Mediocre, But With One Clever Jab! 💉😵

The official movie poster for Novocaine, featuring Jack Quaid's face behind cracked glass, with various hands holding weapons like a hammer and brass knuckles approaching him. The film title "NOVOCAINE" is prominently displayed at the bottom.

Cinesist reviews Novocaine: Jack Quaid promises pain but delivers mostly mediocrity. Yet, one clever twist almost made us forget the numbness. 😵‍💫 Read our full take! 💉

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Heads of State Trailer Breakdown: Can John Cena & Idris Elba Save the World (or Just This Movie)?

John Cena and Idris Elba, dressed in suits, struggle to hold onto seats in a rapidly disintegrating airplane cabin filled with smoke and debris, their faces strained.

Amazon’s Heads of State trailer is here, uniting John Cena and Idris Elba to save the world. But with “chaos, combat, and charisma” promised, we’re wondering if this ’90s-style buddy-comedy will be a hit or just another political headache. 💥

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