June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

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June 2025: Hollywood’s serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩

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“THE ACCOUNTANT 2” is Counting Down to Prime Video – And So Are We! 💰

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Christian Wolff is back! Cinesist breaks down everything we know about ‘THE ACCOUNTANT 2’ hitting Prime Video on June 5th. Get ready for more Ben Affleck, Jon Bernthal, and high-stakes numbers – but will it balance the books?

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