Jurassic World Rebirth Trailer: Are We Seriously Still Doing This? (A Cinesist Breakdown) 💥

A massive T-Rex roars, jaws wide, at a person with their back to the camera, amidst lush green foliage in a scene from Jurassic World Rebirth.

We just got to see the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer, and guess what? Dinos are back, along with humanity’s baffling inability to learn from past mistakes. Get ready for our unfiltered take on why this franchise just won’t stay extinct. Seriously, someone call the paleontologists, because our patience is gone. 💥

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