James Gunn’s Sharp Take: Is Hollywood’s Script Chaos Killing Movies?! 📝💥

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James Gunn drops truth bombs: the movie industry is dying because films start without finished scripts, and too much output killed Marvel. Get our unfiltered opinion! 😤🎬

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Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

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Fantastic Four keeps rebooting, and our wallets keep hurting! We’re stuck in a cinematic Groundhog Day of studio fails & bizarre merch. Unravel the chaos! 🤯🛒

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps – More Like First Stumbles…Into the Same Old Crap Again.

The cast of Fantastic Four: First Steps (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing) sits on a yellow couch in blue and white suits, with a retro robot. They are in a modern building overlooking a cityscape, with the text 'WELCOME TO THE FAMILY'.

Another Fantastic Four reboot? Seriously? After the last cinematic disasters, this “First Steps” trailer has us wondering if Hollywood has a secret “How To Ruin a Franchise” playbook. Prepare for our unfiltered, absolutely malicious take. You’ve been warned. 💥

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Bryan Cranston Eyed as MCU’s Professor X: Because Apparently One Iconic Xavier Wasn’t Enough 🤔🤯

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Bryan Cranston as MCU’s Professor X? We break down the casting rumor, but mostly, we’re just wondering why Hollywood insists on rebooting the X-Men when Patrick Stewart’s legacy still looms large. Prepare for some serious timeline commentary.

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Cage’s Spider-Noir: First Look Hits Exactly as Expected. 🕸️🥃

Spider-Noir, a shadowy figure in a trench coat and fedora, stands in a rain-slicked, black and white city.

Cage fanatics, bizarre little hearts, and disillusioned cinephiles, rejoice! Nicolas Cage’s gravelly-voiced Spider-Noir is back for a first look, and it’s precisely the chaotic, noir-drenched absurdity we deserved. We’re not even mad, just… intrigued. 👀

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