Fantastic Four: Hollywood’s Groundhog Day (And Our Popcorn Bucket Problem) 😩🍿

The iconic Hollywood sign on a hill, with the word "SUCKER" spray-painted in bold, graffiti-style letters across its face, while dollar bills rain down from a dramatic sky.

Fantastic Four keeps rebooting, and our wallets keep hurting! We’re stuck in a cinematic Groundhog Day of studio fails & bizarre merch. Unravel the chaos! 🤯🛒

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps – More Like First Stumbles…Into the Same Old Crap Again.

The cast of Fantastic Four: First Steps (Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing) sits on a yellow couch in blue and white suits, with a retro robot. They are in a modern building overlooking a cityscape, with the text 'WELCOME TO THE FAMILY'.

Another Fantastic Four reboot? Seriously? After the last cinematic disasters, this “First Steps” trailer has us wondering if Hollywood has a secret “How To Ruin a Franchise” playbook. Prepare for our unfiltered, absolutely malicious take. You’ve been warned. 💥

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Bryan Cranston Eyed as MCU’s Professor X: Because Apparently One Iconic Xavier Wasn’t Enough 🤔🤯

Split image showing a thoughtful Patrick Stewart as Professor X on one side, and a contemplative Bryan Cranston on the other, representing the X-Men reboot casting discussion

Bryan Cranston as MCU’s Professor X? We break down the casting rumor, but mostly, we’re just wondering why Hollywood insists on rebooting the X-Men when Patrick Stewart’s legacy still looms large. Prepare for some serious timeline commentary.

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