Netflix
Welcome to the land of endless scrolls and abrupt cancellations! 🤯 This is where we dissect Netflix’s latest hits, baffling misses, and why your new favorite show probably won’t make it past season two. Get ready for our unfiltered takes on the streamer that started it all… and still keeps us strangely hooked. 🤷♀️📺
What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)
June 2025 is here, and so is our brutally honest streaming guide! From Ben Affleck’s The Accountant and The Accountant 2 (both hitting Prime Video! 💰) to the glorious, bullet-riddled John Wick series on Peacock, your watchlist just got an upgrade. Plus, Sinners (Prime Video – it’s wild) and Now You See Me 2 (Netflix) will keep you glued. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! 💥
The Golden Age of Streaming is Dead: Your Bill is the New Cable Bill (and We Can’t Even Read the News Anymore)
Remember “digital freedom”? Cinesist exposes how the ‘Golden Age of Streaming’ has devolved into fragmented, ad-riddled chaos, mirroring your old cable bill. Plus, why news paywalls are the ultimate insult. Get ready for a snarky breakdown of your ever-growing subscription costs.
The Life List:Review – I Tried to Hate It, I Really Did. 😭
Are you absolutely kidding me with ‘The Life List’?! I walked into this Netflix movie fully prepared to unleash a scathing, sarcastic masterpiece of a takedown, armed with enough snark to level a small village. But nooooo. It actually turned out to be… excellent?! My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. Seriously, what fresh hell is this? 😩
