Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦‍♀️🎮

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Resident Evil 9 looms, but our hopes are dwindling. Capcom’s still first-person, forgetting the RE we loved. A requiem for the classics? 🔪😩

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The Witcher 3’s Console Mods – Because Apparently Our Backlogs Weren’t Scary Enough 🎮🤯

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Just when you thought your ‘games to play’ list couldn’t get any longer, CD Projekt Red pulls you back in with The Witcher 3 mods on consoles. Get our snarky take on this ‘public service’ you didn’t ask for.

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