Elio Trailer: Pixarโ€™s New Space Odyssey or Just Another Elon Musk Dream? ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™„

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Elio is Pixar’s latest cosmic journey, but turning a kid into ‘Earth’s leader’ for aliens? We’re uber-skeptical. Our unfiltered trailer breakdown on this potential plot-hole planet. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค”

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The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ“บ

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The TV cancellation axe has fallen, and Cinesist ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฟ is here to deliver the unfiltered truth! We’re dissecting 14 shows from the 2024-2025 season that got the boot โ€“ and why we absolutely saw it coming. From reboots on life support to concepts that never landed, get ready for some brutal honesty (and maybe a few “told ya so” moments).

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Furiosa: Good, But Not Fury Road-Level Chaos. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Does Furiosa live up to the Mad Max legacy? Our unfiltered review drives deep into the wasteland for an honest take on this prequel. ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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