The Life List:Review – I Tried to Hate It, I Really Did. 😭

Sofia Carson as the protagonist of 'The Life List' sitting at a large table in front of a window overlooking a city skyline, looking thoughtful.

Are you absolutely kidding me with ‘The Life List’?! I walked into this Netflix movie fully prepared to unleash a scathing, sarcastic masterpiece of a takedown, armed with enough snark to level a small village. But nooooo. It actually turned out to be… excellent?! My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. Seriously, what fresh hell is this? 😩

Spread the Snark Operatives!

🍿

JOIN THE SYNDICATE. GET THE TRUTH. 🎬

Tired of the bland? Craving unfiltered movie & TV reviews, sharp takes, and fourth-wall-breaking commentary? Your inbox is about to get a serious upgrade. 😉

We don't do spam. We do snark. Read our classified privacy brief for more intel. 🕵️

A high-contrast silhouette of a person emerging from deep shadow, looking into the camera with a subtle, mischievous grin, conveying a knowing and conspiratorial fourth-wall-breaking vibe.
We're always watching. Always judging. And trust us, we have thoughts. Lots of them. Don't worry, it's not creepy... unless it is. 😏
Login