June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

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June 2025: Hollywood’s serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas. Is it nostalgia or just pure chaos? Our unfiltered rant on the upcoming movies & TV! 🍿💥😩

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What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)

June 2025 is here, and so is our brutally honest streaming guide! From Ben Affleck’s The Accountant and The Accountant 2 (both hitting Prime Video! 💰) to the glorious, bullet-riddled John Wick series on Peacock, your watchlist just got an upgrade. Plus, Sinners (Prime Video – it’s wild) and Now You See Me 2 (Netflix) will keep you glued. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! 💥

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“THE ACCOUNTANT 2” is Counting Down to Prime Video – And So Are We! 💰

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Christian Wolff is back! Cinesist breaks down everything we know about ‘THE ACCOUNTANT 2’ hitting Prime Video on June 5th. Get ready for more Ben Affleck, Jon Bernthal, and high-stakes numbers – but will it balance the books?

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Is Prime Video Sacrificing the ‘Prime’ Experience for Profit? A Cinesist Lament.

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Amazon Prime Video was once a ‘prime’ perk, but a cluttered UI, incessant ads, and a frustrating search function are turning it into a wallet-draining digital discount bin. Cinesist laments what could be a great platform and offers a better way forward.

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The Golden Age of Streaming is Dead: Your Bill is the New Cable Bill (and We Can’t Even Read the News Anymore)

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Remember “digital freedom”? Cinesist exposes how the ‘Golden Age of Streaming’ has devolved into fragmented, ad-riddled chaos, mirroring your old cable bill. Plus, why news paywalls are the ultimate insult. Get ready for a snarky breakdown of your ever-growing subscription costs.

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The Cancelled List: 14 Shows From the 2024-2025 Season We Absolutely Saw Coming 💥📺

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The TV cancellation axe has fallen, and Cinesist 🎭🍿 is here to deliver the unfiltered truth! We’re dissecting 14 shows from the 2024-2025 season that got the boot – and why we absolutely saw it coming. From reboots on life support to concepts that never landed, get ready for some brutal honesty (and maybe a few “told ya so” moments).

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