The Acolyte: A Post-Mortem – Why Disney’s ‘New’ Star Wars Fizzled Out (A Cinesist Autopsy) 💀

The official poster for the now-cancelled Star Wars series The Acolyte, showing a cloaked figure standing on a cliff overlooking a body of water at sunset, with the "STAR WARS THE ACOLYTE" logo and "June 4 Disney+" release details.

It came, it aired 7 episodes, it went over budget… and then it was Force-ghosted. Cinesist 🎭🍿 dissects why ‘The Acolyte’ fizzled out, from its baffling premise to its ultimate cancellation. Read our brutal autopsy!

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