Elio Trailer: Pixar’s New Space Odyssey or Just Another Elon Musk Dream? 🚀🙄

Elio movie poster featuring the main character Elio looking up at abstract alien figures with Disney Pixar logo.

Elio is Pixar’s latest cosmic journey, but turning a kid into ‘Earth’s leader’ for aliens? We’re uber-skeptical. Our unfiltered trailer breakdown on this potential plot-hole planet. 🚀🤔

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NCIS: Tony & Ziva First Look: Does the Spy Game Still Hold Up, or Just More Family Chaos?! 🚢🤯

Michael Weatherly as Tony DiNozzo in a suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression, with a handgun in the foreground, from NCIS: Tony & Ziva Season 1 Episode 1 - No Country is Safe

We dive into the NCIS: Tony & Ziva First Look trailer! From Ziva’s therapist to Tony’s commitment issues and a classic kidnapped child trope, is this return pure cinematic gold! or total chaos? 🤦‍♂️🚢

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The Naked Gun (2025): Trailer Breakdown – Can Neeson Nail the Nuttery?! 🤣🔫

Liam Neeson with a serious expression, holding a handgun, while a woman with red nail polish (Pamela Anderson) embraces him from behind, set against a blue sky with palm trees.

We break down The Naked Gun (2025) teaser! Liam Neeson as Frank Drebin Jr.?! Is he hilarious, or is this reboot just chaos? Get our unfiltered opinion! 🤣🔫

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Happy Gilmore 2: Happy’s Back! Or Is He Here to Ruin Our Nostalgia? ⛳️👴

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in his Boston Bruins hockey jersey, holding a golf club, standing next to his caddy on a golf course with spectators in the background.

Adam Sandler swings back as Happy Gilmore! Is this nostalgic sequel a hole-in-one or a swing and a miss? Our unfiltered trailer breakdown on the chaos. ⛳️👴💥

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