Jurassic World Rebirth Trailer: Are We Seriously Still Doing This? (A Cinesist Breakdown) ๐Ÿ’ฅ

A massive T-Rex roars, jaws wide, at a person with their back to the camera, amidst lush green foliage in a scene from Jurassic World Rebirth.

We just got to see the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer, and guess what? Dinos are back, along with humanity’s baffling inability to learn from past mistakes. Get ready for our unfiltered take on why this franchise just won’t stay extinct. Seriously, someone call the paleontologists, because our patience is gone. ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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Nobody 2: Hutch’s Vacation Plans Are Officially RUINED ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš

Official movie poster for Nobody 2, featuring Bob Odenkirk as Hutch Mansell, bruised and with cuts on his face, sitting on a poolside chair in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, holding a grenade in one hand and a tropical drink in the other. The tagline reads "NOBODY RUINS HIS VACATION."

Alright, Cinesist Crew ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฟ, you thought Hutch Mansell had earned a quiet retirement? Think again. The ‘Nobody 2’ trailer just dropped, proving that Bob Odenkirk’s suburban dad is back to kick more butt and chew bubblegumโ€”and he’s definitely all out of bubblegum. Get ready for glorious, unhinged mayhem. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ

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