Just when you thought your ‘games to play’ list couldn’t get any longer, CD Projekt Red decides to throw a mod-shaped wrench into the works. That’s right, The Witcher 3, a game that has already consumed approximately 60 million collective human lives (and copies sold), is getting another patch in 2025. And this time, they’re letting console players join the modding party.
Are we happy? Confused? Slightly terrified by the sheer volume of content we’re now obligated to explore? All of the above. It’s a ‘public service’ we didn’t ask for, but probably needed. Just don’t blame us when your significant other starts questioning your life choices, or when Geralt suddenly sports a truly questionable hat. This timeline is officially unfixable. Thanks, CDPR. Thanks a lot.
You can read the original announcement over at TheWitcher.com (but come back here for the real commentary).
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