Disney+: July 2025 Debuts! ✨ Magic or Mayhem?
Get ready for Disney+'s July 2025 lineup! We're dissecting all the new…
“THE ACCOUNTANT 2” is Counting Down to Prime Video – And So Are We! 💰
Balance sheets. Body counts. All accounted for.
The Amateur Hits Hulu: Can This Spy Thriller Save the Streamer?
The Amateur, a new spy thriller starring Rami Malek, hits Hulu July…
Prime Video: July 2025 Arrivals! 💥 Stream or Scream?
Prime Video's dropping a fresh batch in July 2025! Find out which…
Paramount+: July 2025 Arrivals! 🏔️ Peak or Piffle?
Paramount+ is dropping its July 2025 lineup! We're digging into all the…
Elio: Disney’s Latest Flop & The Rotten Truth About Pixar’s Identity Crisis 💸😩
Disney's Elio bombed, yet critics loved it?! Our rant exposes the shocking…
June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩
June 2025: Hollywood's serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas.…
What to Watch in June 2025: Cinesist’s Streaming Hotlist (Don’t Blame Us If You Lose Sleep)
New month, new movies, same regret. We break down June’s chaos.
Is Prime Video Sacrificing the ‘Prime’ Experience for Profit? A Cinesist Lament.
Remember when Prime Video just worked? Yeah, us neither. Welcome to the…
The Golden Age of Streaming is Dead: Your Bill is the New Cable Bill (and We Can’t Even Read the News Anymore)
Congrats. You cut the cord… and tied yourself to seven subscriptions.