Cinesist

Cinesist is the disembodied voice of reason (and sarcasm) behind the entire operation. After years of navigating the echo chambers of traditional entertainment journalism, he decided it was more fun to build the Cineverse and leak the truth for Cinefreaks instead. When not actively sabotaging PR narratives, Cinesist can be found meticulously cataloging data for Snarkive or yelling about plot holes on the internet. Mission: Hollywood, Declassified!
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James Gunn’s Sharp Take: Is Hollywood’s Script Chaos Killing Movies?! 📝💥

James Gunn might save Hollywood—or explode it with a well-timed Twitter post.

Outer Worlds 2: $80? Tell Microsoft, Not Us, Says Dev! 💸🤯

The game’s not out yet, but the excuses are DLC-ready.

Xbox Showcase: 25 Years, Zero New Ideas? 💀

If hype was playable, Xbox would win Game of the Year.

Resident Evil 9: Requiem – Another First-Person Facepalm? 🤦‍♀️🎮

It’s Resident Evil... again. But this time, they brought a thesaurus and…

Madame Web: Dakota Johnson’s Got Receipts, Not Regrets (Mostly) 🧾😅

Madame Web couldn’t see the disaster coming—and neither did we.

June 2025 Hollywood Offerings: A Glorious Mess of Reboots, Sequels, and Our Diminishing Will to Live. 😩

June 2025: Hollywood's serving up more sequels & reboots than fresh ideas.…

Max to HBO Max: WBD’s Latest Identity Crisis (Again!) 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

MAX: now with less prestige and more question marks. Rebranding done dirty.